Appellant's Brief


This might gross you out. If you're a guy, you'll probably take a moment and think if it's happened to you. If you're of the fairer sex, you will perhaps thank God that you are.

On my way back to the office from lunch, I had the urge to pee. So I step in the men's room and well, you know, started peeing. I was halfway through the ritual when I felt the urge to sneeze. I couldn't stop it. Warning bells started to ring in my head.


All I could do was shake my head. I just knew I had pee all over my right hand (which I suppose indicates that I'm right-handed). Good thing I sort of controlled my pee to a trickle a good millisecond before I sneezed. Otherwise, I would have had pee all over my pants.

Pleaded by Appellant on Wednesday, May 10, 2006 @ 8:56 AM with 7 Objections