On my way back to the office from lunch, I had the urge to pee. So I step in the men's room and well, you know, started peeing. I was halfway through the ritual when I felt the urge to sneeze. I couldn't stop it. Warning bells started to ring in my head.
"Achooo!"
All I could do was shake my head. I just knew I had pee all over my right hand (which I suppose indicates that I'm right-handed). Good thing I sort of controlled my pee to a trickle a good millisecond before I sneezed. Otherwise, I would have had pee all over my pants.
Pleaded by Appellant on Wednesday, May 10, 2006 @ 8:56 AM with 7 Objections
